This issues caption competition is from the story in this issue regarding Arnold Swarzenegger. What do you think the dialogue is between Arnold and the two ladies on the park bench?

The winner of this issues competition will win a Modular Falls Matt valued at £175 + vat (£205.63) which some of you may remember was one of the items that the 40 stone mother gave birth to as reported in one of our recent newsletters.

The item has been donated by Hospital Aids, one of our regular supporters at TLC. The details of the Falls matt can be read by following this link.

"We'll have this new event at the paralympics nailed in no time!  Ok lads, heave!" Sarah Gardiner from City Hospitals Sunderland NHS Foundation Trust

The next two submissions were popular themes and so we did the old pull out of a hat thing again.

'I know that we should all do our bit to reduce our carbon footprint - but this budget airline is taking it way too far'. Teresa Barr

Craigavon Area Hospital Site

No XL you still cannot fly!

Jenny Duncan
Royal Surrey County Hospital

Those of you who attended the TLC conference and the NBE conference this year will have seen how unbelievably impact absorbing this mat is.

Congratulations to the winners of the last caption competition. Their winning entries are published below. They each receive a copy of the official 60th anniversary of the NHS publication, in which TLC World-wide Ltd were described as one of only two private training organisations offering best practice to the NHS.

Our attempt:

Why should nurses need safe handling laws? I don’t have a problem picking the ladies up.

Thank you to Hospital Aids for their sponsoring of this competition.

Competition closes on

Friday 31st October 2008